Kate Middleton sexy porn Ass Appreciation Society

So word on the street is some douche called William is about to get hitched to a hot piece of ass called Kate. Man I was so excited when I heard about this! Hell yeah, now I can finally say the following:
Question: What’s the best thing in the Royal Family?
Answer: Kate Middleton’s ass
Fuck yeah!!

The best thing in the Royal Family

Feel free to take that one and play around with it … all sorts of combinations are acceptable. eg….
Question: What did Sean Brady admit was hotter than his 8 year old altar boy?
Answer: Kate Middleton’s ass
Yup they don’t even need to make sense to work just fine eg. …
Question. Why did Prince Philip cross the road?
Answer: Kate Middleton’s ass
Etc. etc. man I could write a sitcom based around Kate Middleton’s ass. I could call it ‘The Royal Family’ and it could just be Prince Philip wandering around Buck house with a video camera in one hand, and a box of Kleenex in the other. At the same time Kate could be trying to change from skimpy yellow bikini to skimpy yellow bikini without him catching her.  It would kick ass.

The best thing in the Royal Family just got better

Ahem yes, well anyway, all joking aside there was a slight problem when William announced he was going to marry this little hottie. You see William’s family is rather posh, I mean for fuck sake his nana insists on being called “Your Royal Highness” and his dad is always feeding his dog at the kitchen table. No seriously. Although in fairness to him he does at least insist on her sleeping in the stables.

The sexiest thing in the Royal Family before Kate came along (also featuring Camilla Parker Bowles)

Still, with such posh in-laws it’s little wonder that the name “Kate” simply doesn’t cut the mustard. Yup that’s right, apparently Kate isn’t a posh enough name for a queen. And in fairness you have to admit “Queen Kate” does sound rather common, I mean it’s almost as if the girl wasn’t even born into the upper classes. Outrageous!  Luckily Prince Philip came to the rescue. Seriously Prince Philip rules and if you disagree you’re a douche and I hope you get cholera.

Genius.
Of course this does lead to an additional problem with all this William and Catherine or W&C memorabilia which I believe has been overlooked.

Hmm, yeah that could be a slight problem especially when it comes to the wedding cake.



Dang I told you Prince Philip kicked ass – bet you any money the fecker had that planned all along. Fuckin hell he’ll have a field day slagging the hole off ‘em at the after party.

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